I signed up — purely for research purposes — and soon found myself at an impasse when asked to describe my interests.
The list of identifying idiosyncrasies is breathtakingly long, and it includes Illuminati Symbolism, Underground Bases, Freemasonry Conspiracy, Atlantis, UFO, Population Control, Universal Consciousness, Fibonacci Sequence, Mind Control and Magick in Corporate Music Industry, HAARP, Predictive Programming, Flat Earth, Shadow Government, Hollywood Psyops and Mind Control, Whistleblowers, Crop Circles, Shamanism, Ley Lines, Planet X/Nibiru, Nano Technology, Fukushima Fallout, 9/11 Truth, Hollow Earth, and dozens more.
Well, cover those fears with tinfoil and stick them in the fridge, because all your troubles — except the nagging question of whether there really a second shooter on the grassy knoll — are about to vanish.
Here’s the thing: Ok Cupid and Tinder are great for a quick connection.
Developed by Jarrod Fidden, Awake Dating features all the normal bells and whistles of a dating network, but with the caveat that most — if not all — the users consider themselves “awoken” to the true nature of reality.
Under this wide tent are the lovesick eyes of every variety of truther you can possibly imagine.
And through this research and critical thinking, [he] has ‘woken’ from the fantastic false dream carefully crafted for the ‘consumer.’” Fidden believes he is providing a service that is desperately needed in today’s society.
That's especially true if one of your favorite topics of conversation is how the lizard people have infiltrated the government or how the masons run the earth and vaccinations are a part of their agenda.
When you sign up, the site offers a cornucopia of ideas you're awake to that will define your interests.
At some level, this is the driving concept behind intensely specific dating sites that home in on religion, or farmers, or people who want to flee America if Donald Trump is elected president.
So, in some ways, a dating site for conspiracy theorists (some prefer conspiracy realists) is perfectly expected. Awake Dating is that site, bringing together people who identify as "awake." It's a common term in theorist communities that means the "awake" person is awake to the truth, or as COO Jarrod Fidden puts it, they're "one who has investigated and come to his or her own conclusions on a collection of topics and issues.